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Fair dinkum, Bob, that's nearly spot on. You've made one small blue - just enough to prove you're not dinky-di. If you hadn't we'd all be worrying that ya not a real septic but instead an Aussie...

But he was looking for you, Craig - and he said you were on holiday :confused:

Randorlf! My long-lost evil twin co-eval life form! So this is where you've been decomposing all this time!

OK, Schmoo, that explains almost everything! ;)

Well, first of all, you ask her why she stood me up when I was waiting for her with the Land Rover keys. I mean, that's hurtful. And then, asking you to re-tap a head bolt for her, instead of me .......

Neil

Goodonya for defending yourself! Keep it up - more power to your elbow.

My two-bobs' worth: This website is a marvellous mixture of expert knowledge, sensible practical advice, dumb@rsed...

Which would, of course, make me the WOW! Whew!:D

But that list doesn't include RITFOTU or GSVLGI. Not, mind you, that I'm any more of a fan of acronyms than Al. ;)

It seems that you've managed to find a shot of some unfortunate punter who has had electrodes attached to sensitive parts of his anatomy and is grimacing whilst under duress. This is very insensitive...

I wouldn't be at all surprised! Running around with two six-guns and a ten gallon hat is likely to attract the sort of attention in shopping centres that you wouldn't get back in Yosemite.

Bit of a contrast to your avatar!

And it shows!

A fine effort, Young Jules, and a courageous one, especially given the known and well-established and attested views on the subject of our feline friends espoused by the majority of your fellow...

I was just admiring the classic beauty of Al's self portrait in the Profile Pictures column of the Members List and it occurred to me that far too few of our august brethren have taken the time to...

Not to mention the category for those of us who are bored sh!teless with the entire inane, pointless, boring discussion. :rolleyes: ;) :p

(I apologise in advance for this but I find I am utterly unable to resist the opportunity! :D :D :D )

Anusol - I tried that once but, for all the good it did me, I might as well have shoved it up...

Is that really you, Gumby? You look completely different without your hat.

This is just a trial smile
:D :) :rolleyes: :cool: :p ;) :eek: :D :D :D :D
I'm only here for a while
But it seems to be working
Had it not, I'd be very Annoyed!!

You've gotta watch them illegitimate smileys. They're bastards! :p

It ain't just you, Al. I've had this problem three or four times in the last month or so.

Several episodes of that heart-warming and poignant tale The Rip In The Fabric Of The Universe have needed...

Before you blokes get too carried away with the comparisons between timber and various forms of metal as a raw material, I would remind you of the Code of Practice requirements.

Irrespective of...

Sooooo.....you wanna look like the Mother Farcquar, huh?

Stop showin' off, you lot. You'll make Crabtree jealous!

Mick's analogy of the clubhouse is spot on.

The best kind of group to belong to is the one where you know you've found people who share your interests - including some genuinely knowledgable...

Jim

Mate! It's not my thread - I only started it. And the reason for the lack of contributions to the RITFOTU this week is that my creative juices have been fully diverted into writing some stuff...

One of my kids told me some years ago that if alien beings were to study me (hopefully only when I'm wearing my foily :rolleyes: ) they would observe that I have spent a great deal of my time driving...

If you read the instructions carefully, you'll find that taking your hat off is inappropriate. MFKL is designed to be applied to a different part of the anatomy. :eek:

Although, in another...

Here's a jar of MFKL for you to share. (Only those with a reputation beyond repute, mind).

Rod

Thanks for the advice and the very generous offer of help - I really appreciate it.

I'm in the process of mentally designing a couple of jigs (in other words, they're slowly revolving...

Joe

Thanks, mate. I'll go and have a look.

Col

So I was in Bunnies' tool shop - just casually having a look - honest! Anyway, there was a tap and die set (metric) that winked at me - so I bought it.

I reckon, conservatively, that it has been...

Mate, my advice would be to stop drinking coffee! You're getting far too excited far too quickly. ;)

Great idea, Neil! Thanks.

Adam (LineLefty) has got it right. Some of the most informative threads on this BB have been launched by a novice asking a simple question. (I know, because on several occasions, I was that novice!)...

I second those congratulations, Rocker.

I've had a look at a couple of the US-based forums and frankly, they're boring by comparison with the Ubeaut forum. We know that the poor unfortunate Yanks...

User reputations??

Be afraid - be very afraid!!

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