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    All good now, thank you on behalf of everyone on the forum for getting the 'squirrels' sorted
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Put on a bigger drive wheel got rid of the squirrels and added a couple of Springboks (the animals not the rugby team) if it slows down again we'll chuck in a lion to hurry them up and it that's not enough we'll reboot with a couple of Cheetahs.

    If all that fails we'll hook the smaller wheel up to Ferrari and gun it.

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    Like a new one thanks all for sterling efforts.

    I see the nuts have been removed from the squirrels all good this morning.

    Time for some real speed fit a Jaguar

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    Just received this:

    Dear Neil,

    I apologize for the issues you have faced with your server.
    We had a temporary issue on our hypervisor. We have fixed it and we’re working hard to make sure that everything is working properly now.
    --
    Best regards,
    Oleksandr Tretiak
    L3 Support Engineer
    VPS.NET


    I'm wondering if a hypervisor is something like a top of the line supervisor. Guess he was drunk and disorderly then fell asleep on the job.

    Looks like someone has threw a bucket of water on him as he seems to be doing his job in almost record time now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubeaut View Post
    Put on a bigger drive wheel got rid of the squirrels and added a couple of Springboks (the animals not the rugby team) if it slows down again we'll chuck in a lion to hurry them up and it that's not enough we'll reboot with a couple of Cheetahs.

    If all that fails we'll hook the smaller wheel up to Ferrari and gun it.

    And I will send my Jack Russell to hurry the lot along.
    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Hypervisor, is that a supervisor that's overdosed on Red Bull?
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Default Fast & Free

    Forum is working FAST and FREE now.
    Thanks to all those (Neil etc) who worked on clearing up the problem.

    Euge

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    HYPERVISOR

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    Hi-per-vi-zer


    Something to blame when you don't know what the feck went wrong.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Welcome to the wonderful new world (well - no so new) of virtual servers.

    Les

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    Captain Kirk to Mr Scott in engineering,

    "Thank you for lighting up the warp drive."
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    Bob

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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    Sorry everyone.

    I promise I will keep away from the great big, shiny red button and won't be tempted to touch it ever again..... Honest, I won't.
    But it's so shiny and red and big and...... No, no, no...... Never again.


    Sorry... But just look how shiny and big and red it is. It's just begging to be pressed isn't it.



    Please, please, please don't be foolish and do what I did.
    Don't touch the big red button!
    There could be dire consequences if you do.
    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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    I like red things, they go faster. I'll be the first guinea pig.

    Chit, I just fubarred the forum again, solly fellas


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    I think the boss is losing it!
    Russell (aka Mulgabill)
    "It is as it is"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulgabill View Post
    I think the boss is losing it!
    With people like us around is it any wonder.
    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubeaut View Post
    Don't touch the big red button!
    There could be dire consequences if you do.
    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
    Top link that, Neil.

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