Thread: The Ubeaut Shed Code of Practice

Originally Posted by Zed

... "I am bloke hear me roar..." etc

Ripper, that will empty the shed in a hurry.

A feminist plot ???

Originally Posted by Waldo

G'day Shedhand,

Am I still in your will?

WHich organ do you want.....

Originally Posted by Old Paul

Thanks for that can not wait till I get home to show swmbo.
Thanks again
Paul

Whatever you do, don't show her the clause regarding GOATS... that's secret bloke's business!

Originally Posted by Shedhand

WHich organ do you want.....

He can always do with an extra hand or two around the place...

The Code .. that's a hoot

But I'm with the drinkers at the Cowcockies' Arms lounge ... Hmm, must be a chap

Geez, no wonder there's no turning happening,
--- these blokes have been too busy typing.

Funny stuff if you spare the time to read it all.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

That's a keeper,

Sebastiaan

I am honoured that I got a mention, remember my post some time ago
http://www.woodworkforums.com/showth...&highlight=sod

I have it printed and hanging on the shed wall with a guest book (well a sheet of paper) and all visitors must sign they have read and understood the CODE before they are allowed into the inner sanctum where all the snarly, growling noisy stuff is.

Arch.

Well that looks like the code of practice to me. Must be proper gayboys to want to take the mickey out of that. Even Chaps can see the wit in it.

So anyway Latte sucking Metrosexuals won't of course get it let them get on with thier psuedo girlyness. Sheeze even women can get the code, most likely come back with a house code and if you want to get into my bed then..........

Studley

Originally Posted by Munga

I have it printed and hanging on the shed wall with a guest book (well a sheet of paper) and all visitors must sign they have read and understood the CODE before they are allowed into the inner sanctum where all the snarly, growling noisy stuff is.

Arch.

IT IS THE GUEST BOOK!!... Damn someone comes to visit and theyre sittin at the doorway readin the flamin thing for 2 hours and then get fed up after the first page (Blokes dont do manuals ) and go home... takin their beer wif them!!!

WE NEED TO REDUCE IT so blokes can and will read it!!... Im gettin a name down the pub here!! "buys his own beer Shane" theyre callin me or "here he comes no mates Shane" followed by "See yer still buyin yer own phiss mate? get rid of the book at the door an she'll be right!"

We gots to reduce it to simple easy to understand point form!!

Cheers
Shane


Ps... And I was pretty surprised that I gots a mention too by gawd!

I haven't read it all yet but I reckon there should be a link at the top like New posts iSpy Blogs Code Of Pactice C.o.P for short

You realise of course that by reading the code it is a code violation

The code in shorthand

The shed is for work beers mates and whatever else turns a bloke on (if he is lucky enough)

Stuff that goes on in the shed happens only at the behest of the bloke, think of a king and his castle.

Mess etc see above

Women etc see above

Tools belong to the bloke and handling them is like handling any of his apparatus it is just not done.

Stuff a bloke does in the shed that doesn't make sense to a woman is the womans problem. If she were a bloke she would be able to see how bleeding obvious it is.

That's about it

Studley