Thread: The Ubeaut Shed Code of Practice

Maaates, I admit I have been ignorant all these months. When Cliff accused me of a code violation for wearing un-blokey attire, I thought he was referring to the cartoon in his signature, and responded accordingly.

Although I have indeed tried to pass myself as a SNAG (look it up!) the test confirms my wife's accusations. I barely passed, though: I DO have a wife and three kids, and I do not lie!

As regards the Code in itself, I agree with Iain.

1 page: hilarious

2 pages: funny

21 pages: maaates, haven't you got anything better to do with your life?

There should be another section about the blokeness of committees...

Keep it up.
Cheers

G'day, just received the code of practice via email and had to track you blokes down to compliment you on a masterpiece.

SEE THAT!!! eh? Did yer see that?? AFRIGGINMAZIN!!!

They seek us here
They seek us there
They seek us everywhere
The creators of the CoP

A mysterious band of brothers
Be they one an all
The mighty creators of the CoP
None other can compare

For a bloke aint a true blue bloke
If he aint got a copy of the CoP
Hangin in HIS shed
Created as it were by the mighty
Band of brothers

The forumites of ubloodybeut
a downunderite land of wonderous
Blokes and blokettes
Whos knowledge of sheds and blokiness
Knows no bounds

Fair dinkum she'll be right
Thunder the blokes from downunder
A sheds a friggin shed mate
Just plonk the carton on the bench
heres the sandpaper now get to work!

aahh they seek em here
They seek em there
They seek em everywhere
The mysterious creators of the CoP


We do wear the badge of blokiness to the ends of the world

aint that the top end anyways?

I couldn't tell if that was six haikus, the lyrics to a lost AFL fight song, or the rough draft for the new Dr. Suess book. Well done again Dingo, totally baffling!