Thread: Houston Do we have a problem

strike me flamin roan Fletch!!! Yer gonna shout or be insulted make yer mind up!!... I know you said you would have the BEER ready... BUT THEN you said you were insulted... so which is it!!

Oh an really Im not too worried about that git up in Tokeeoooh he who speaks funny really Im not cause see Im down here an we dont have no anti jelly bean up the snotter laws down here... so Im still free to shove em up any snotter I choose!!... but then the freddos do make a bedderah mess

Shes right mate... dont worry if I come a waltzin over the nullanboor to visit I will come bareing gifts of the BEER sort... never go avisitin without some sort of gift... usually some wood or veneer or some such but always with a gift to share... tis me way is all... an I dont ever expect nothin in return neither cause Im the visitor see an its me duty to give to me hosts something to make the time more enjoyable one way or t'uther

So what I'll do is bring a cartoon of the finest West Aussie brewskys an maybe even a bottle or two of our fine liquid amber juices from down the road a bit... gotta go through the vine country to get over that way anyways so may as well pick up a few boddles of woobly as gifts... mind you I best get that new ute and hoist the trailer behind cause thats a long LONG trip over the nullanboor to meet up with yous mob and I do get THIRSTY!!

Anyway no wukkers mate

Originally Posted by Gra

Oh hang on I will read that again.... Arsenal... Oh arsenal... Sorry carry on I misread that

Yeah I was a tad worried with that word ... I mean I said "up the snotter" Id NEVER be one to do what he suggested!!! I mean good grief!! gack!!

damn!! there I go bein all UN pc again look I will try to get this right...

So I...

nah buggar it Im just gonna end up shovin both me legs down me gob if I go there

Here's my reply to what started it all:

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...d=1#post562821

but be warned, it's nowhere near as entertaining as Wild Dingo's posts. (just give me time).

Dingo,

It appears we scared everyone away....

Well the offer is still there, whenever you're heading this way let me know.

Fletcher.

Originally Posted by fletcher

Dingo,

It appears we scared everyone away....

Fletcher.

Nah. Just waiting for the big group hug.

Originally Posted by Honorary Bloke

Nah. Just waiting for the big group hug.

Honorary Bloke,

GROUP HUG!...mate we're Aussies....the closest we get to another bloke is when we tackle him at the footy....and sometimes even while we're playin footy.

Fletcher

Group Hugs? I'm gonna check the rules, I'm sure that puts this thread in the orange room.....

i can't handle all this I'm gonna go and get some counseling

Originally Posted by Groggy

Group Hugs? I'm gonna check the rules, I'm sure that puts this thread in the orange room.....

Do what you have to do, Greg. I worked hard trying to stir this possum and now its ended in some kind of disgusting love-in.

Originally Posted by Honorary Bloke

Do what you have to do, Greg. I worked hard trying to stir this possum and now its ended in some kind of disgusting love-in.

Come on everyone looks like HB needs a hug.... Lets all give him a hug

Are group hugs acceptable in the code, or are they a code violation?

HB doesn't need a hug... he needs some of that 'rough stuff'

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

HB doesn't need a hug... he needs some of that 'rough stuff'

You saying he is looking for rough trade???

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

HB doesn't need a hug... he needs some of that 'rough stuff'

Originally Posted by Gra

You saying he is looking for rough trade???

Great. Now Monty Python's Flying Circus rolls up. Just what this thread needed.

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Originally Posted by Honorary Bloke

Great. Now Monty Python's Flying Circus rolls up. Just what this thread needed.

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Hay cliff which one are you??

Originally Posted by Gra

Hay cliff which one are you??

The chap with the big nose.....



"I wasn't picking my nose ... I was scratching."